When can you store food in a door?

When it's ajar.

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Where do pirates store their files?

On their RRRRRRR drive.

What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

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Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.