Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call your friend thats a detective?

Your Sherlock Homie

Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

How is a lady like a casino?

Liquor in the front and poker in the back

Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

How does Frodo make his own food?

Through Frodosynthesis

Karen Jokes More Karen Jokes

What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing?

Stop being so elfish, Karen!"

What book you reading there?

Me: 'How To Kidnap A Coworker' CW:... Me: Not you, Karen. A pretty one.

Multiple Personality Disorder Jokes More Multiple Personality Disorder Jokes

What's the best part about having multiple personality disorder?

Banging your best friend's wife every night!

Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.