Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

Who's your friend who likes to play?

JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why do bananas get all the ladies?

Because they have appeal

Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

How does Haskell like his food?

Curried.

Karen Jokes More Karen Jokes

What book you reading there?

Me: 'How To Kidnap A Coworker' CW:... Me: Not you, Karen. A pretty one.

What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing?

Stop being so elfish, Karen!"

Multiple Personality Disorder Jokes More Multiple Personality Disorder Jokes

Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

What's the best part about having multiple personality disorder?

Banging your best friend's wife every night!