Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

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Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

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What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday?

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Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

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Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.

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Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

What's your real name again?

Khaleesi (Kristen Wiig): Karen

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Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

What's the best part about having multiple personality disorder?

Banging your best friend's wife every night!