Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a black guy who can fly a plane?

A pilot what else would you call him? You racist prick!

Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday?

No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.

Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

Jet Jokes More Jet Jokes

What is the favorite sports team at the twin towers?

The Jets

What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the NFL?

The Jets.