What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

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Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

Where are the kids?

me *turns around and goes back out*

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

What did the Pope say to the hot atheist girl?

Shake that blasphemy

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How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

How do you know when you are a drug addict?

when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

Bum Jokes More Bum Jokes

What do you call Tums in suppository form?

Bums

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

Machine Jokes More Machine Jokes

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

What is the hardest part of twerking?

Being black