What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

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Men, get on the boat."

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You shake a baby.

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Haiti.

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What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

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Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

He wiped his bum.

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What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

What is the hardest part of twerking?

Being black