What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

He wiped his bum.

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What do you call a corn cob on a track team?

A maize runner. Credit goes to my girlfriend.

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

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How does an Australian clean is bum?

Bidet, mate.

What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back? :D

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What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

He wiped his bum.