How does an Australian clean is bum?

Bidet, mate.

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What do you call an Australian who's prejudiced against grains?

A riceist. (It sounds better when you say it aloud)

How does an Australian clean is bum?

Bidet, mate.

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What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

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What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper?

Bidet, mate.

How does an Australian clean is bum?

Bidet, mate.