What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper?

Bidet, mate.

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Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

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What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

What do you call a thug Australian mammal?

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What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper?

Bidet, mate.

How does an Australian clean is bum?

Bidet, mate.