What was shaken and is now stirred?

Haiti.

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What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

How does Michael J. Fox deal with his Parkinson's disease?

He just shakes it off.

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Why are hula dancers so pretentious?

Because their hips stir.

What was shaken and is now stirred?

Haiti.