What was shaken and is now stirred?

Haiti.

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What shakes and sits at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

How does Michael J. Fox deal with his Parkinson's disease?

He just shakes it off.

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Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

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Shaken. Not stirred