Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
Open the door and kick her out.
A girl scout that got hit by a car.
Turn off all the lights.
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.
Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.
A really strong gust of wind.
You unplug it!
The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)
Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.
He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"
Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.