Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does a rich baker drive?

A Rolls-Royce.

What do a blonde and a car have in common?

A: They can both drive you crazy.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"