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Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)
Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."
Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."
Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.
Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.
Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.
Never mind, I'll find someone like you
Because 11 snaps people's necks with her mind.
The World Trade Center
None, he fell.
Motorist: I was only following orders.
The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.
I can sleep with a light on.
He was sleeping with the fishes.
A: Laughing stock.
Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.
Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)
Religion.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!
Because he was running on CP time.
Now, that was one politi-cat debate!
