Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

What has four wheels and flies ?

A rubbish bin !

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Siren Jokes More Siren Jokes

What's the #1 horror movie in the far east ?

The Sirens of the Rams.

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.