Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

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Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

What do you call a group of rabbits backing up?

A Receding hairline

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

Good Luck Jokes More Good Luck Jokes

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test?

Her *algaebra*.