What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

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Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.

What happens when a lamppost breaks?

Sorry, repost

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do wives and shingles have in common?

if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.

How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

How to make your ears pop?

Try some sparkly earrings.

Who's coca colas favourite rapper?

2-pop

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why don't White Elephants run?

because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

What do you get when you run over geese?

Goose bumps

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

Wheelie Jokes More Wheelie Jokes

What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry. lol.

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.