Wheelie Jokes

What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +

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What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry. lol.

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

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What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +

How many handicapped guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one if it's Professor X.

Professor Jokes More Professor Jokes

What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +

What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

How do you tell the difference?

I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"

Happend Jokes More Happend Jokes

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

Where Are You Going ?

Me : Partying with Friends Pimple : Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

Why did the hippie lifeguard not save the drowning boy?

He was too far out man!!