Wheelie Jokes

What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +

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What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry. lol.

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

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Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What did Sherwock say to Watsun while vacationing in Tokyo?

Well done, old Jap.

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

Bin Jokes More Bin Jokes

What did Elton John call his tribute to Mother Teresa?

Sandals in the Bin

What has four wheels and flies ?

A rubbish bin !

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when sharks take their clothes off ?

They go sharkers !

What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What's the difference between politics and engineering?

What POC means.

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

Lol Jokes More Lol Jokes

Which one of the smurfs is the only one to recycle?

Smurfette, as she's the only one with a blue box! Lol

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

Professor Jokes More Professor Jokes

What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +

What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology