What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

What kind of dogs are full of Chinese scientists?

Yellow labs

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!