Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is the most painful cereal known to man kind?

Banana Nut Crunch.

What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!

Sue Jokes More Sue Jokes

Why did the oil covered seagull get sued?

There can only be one goo gull

How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue