Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

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Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What race of horses is the most popular on Pandora?

Neightiri.

What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

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Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.