What do you do if you're lost in an Icelandic forest?

Stand up!

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What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!! (I'll show myself out now)

Why don't turkey vultures ever lose their luggage?

They only ...

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How many Unidans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Six: one to screw it in and five to cheer him on loudly while standing in front of other people's bulbs so no one can see them.

What does Air bnb stand for?

Bring no blacks