What do you do if you're lost in an Icelandic forest?

Stand up!

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What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

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Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

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