What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

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What do you call a British person playing a saxophone?

An Anglo Saxin'

What instrument does Mother Earth play?

The Qatar.

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

A: It is usually still in the case.

What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

Fiddler Jokes More Fiddler Jokes

What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!