What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

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How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

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Whats Wolverine's favorite genre of music?

Metal.

Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

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Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

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Why couldn't they show the orchestra concert on TV?

There was too much sax and violins.

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.