What do you call someone that lives next a horse?

Their neighbor

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What's the favorite color of horses?

Horse rddish.

Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

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Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

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What are some products of the West Indies?

Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly