What is trees' preferred drug?

Water. It helps them get high.

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What did the egg say to the water?

I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken.

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

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What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

to help with the cavity searches