What is trees' preferred drug?

Water. It helps them get high.

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What do you call someone who drinks too much water?

An aquaholic...

What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.

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What's the difference between an M&amp?

M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.

Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile