Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia?

He Was Snowed In(Snowden) )

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What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

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Why was Justin Biber in Frozen?

Cuz aparently he likes "snow".

What is big and red and rolls over in the snow?

Santa Claus hit in the balls!

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What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.