Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia?

He Was Snowed In(Snowden) )

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Why is Russia a very fast country ?

Because the people are always Russian !

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

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Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia?

He Was Snowed In(Snowden) )

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What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.