What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

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What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice 'gnawing' you!

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

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What do you call someone who drinks too much water?

An aquaholic...

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

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Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

Why did Sara fall out of the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock..who's there..Not Sara.

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What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

What's a Jackhammer's Best Friend?

Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!