What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

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What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

Where do beavers go to cash their paychecks?

The riverbank.

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What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun?

Because they're not real.

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Why did the girltree fall in love with the boy tree?

He was sappy

Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

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What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"