Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What do you call a can made in Mexico?

A Mexican.

How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?

Damn!

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

Good Olympic Team Jokes More Good Olympic Team Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.