What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

What's the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before.