How do you make a dead baby float?

Easy! Just add Root beer and Ice Cream!

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Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

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What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

How do you make a ghoul float?

1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul.

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Whats camp for kids with ADD called?

Concentration camp.

What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.