How do you make a dead baby float?

Easy! Just add Root beer and Ice Cream!

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How do babies get out of bellies?

ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"

What's an electrical engineers favorite flavor of ice cream?

Shocklate.

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How do you make a ghoul float?

1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul.

Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

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What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots