What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

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What happened on Reddit yesterday?

A pao-erful change

What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity?

The letter M

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What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

Whats a plants favorite drink?

Root Beer

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Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

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What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."