What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

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What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

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Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor." Merica.

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

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What's the latest big thing to sweep across Japan?

The ocean.

What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )