What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

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What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

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What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

How do you make a ghoul float?

1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul.

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Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.

How do you drowned a hipster?

Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5

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Why are oceans called "The High Seas"?

Because of all the seaweed!

What is an obstetrician's favorite part of the ocean?

It's the sea section.