What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

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Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

What's a trees favorite drink?

Root beer

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Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

What do you throw to a drowning banjo player?

His mandolin.

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What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

What do you call four Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean?

Quatro Sinko