Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

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What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

How do frogs die ?

They kermit suidide !

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Who is king of all the mice ?

Mouse Tse Tung !

What do you call it when a King gets a vasectomy?

A heir cut

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Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

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What does Game of Thrones have in common with The Sixth Sense?

Icy Dead People

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

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How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"

What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.