How do frogs die ?

They kermit suidide !

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How do you get a frog out of a paper bag?

Ripit

Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

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How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

How did the toad die ?

He simply croaked !

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

What's Kermit the Frog's favorite song?

Whib It" by Devo.