How do frogs die ?

They kermit suidide !

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What kind of shoes to frogs like ?

Open toad sandals !

Why are frogs no good at websurfing?

Computers have them toad-ily confused.

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Why do they have fences around cemetaries?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why did Bowie die?

I guess he was shot through the heart

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What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.