What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!

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Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

because he was kneaded.

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Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk

Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough