Oxygen Jokes

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

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What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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Oh Jokes More Oh Jokes

What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

What's the difference between a stoner and a Muslim?

When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded? Looks like we have debris all over the place

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

Why did the chemist never say "NO" to anything?

Because the reaction could be explosive.

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

Sulfur Jokes More Sulfur Jokes

Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

Element Jokes More Element Jokes

What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

A: MOVIES!

Why is North Korea going fail against America?

They lack the element of supplies