Oxygen Jokes

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

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What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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Sulfur Jokes More Sulfur Jokes

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

Tungsten Jokes More Tungsten Jokes

What does a wolf lick a ram with?

His tungsten

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar?

Expecto-Patron-On-Ice

What would Triple H and Jenna Jameson's adult film be called?

The Piledriver: No Holes Barred

Electron Jokes More Electron Jokes

What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

an electron

Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...

Oh Jokes More Oh Jokes

What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO !"

What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!

Air Conditioning Jokes More Air Conditioning Jokes

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?

Pupil : It's stolen !

What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What do you get when you combine mayonnaise and bologne?

Bolognese sauce