Oxygen Jokes

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

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What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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The chemist may frown.

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What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

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What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

What do you calla person that inherits a lot of money?

A millionheir.

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Why the long face ?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

How much for a drink?

The bartender replies, "For you No charge."

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How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

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What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!

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Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

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Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.

What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack