Air Conditioning Jokes

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

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Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

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What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore )

Why did the banker bee go to prison?

Embuzzlement!

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

What gets louder if you enter it from one end, but quieter if you enter it from the other?

A howler monkey.

What's that one room zombies can never enter?

the LIVING room

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What happens when a Pokemon goes through puberty?

It's bells sprout.

Why won't Caitlyn Jenner go to Taco Bell?

She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.

Breeze Jokes More Breeze Jokes

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away?

because fetch is not going to happen.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.