Breeze Jokes

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

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What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?

It is a breeze

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How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?

It is a breeze

Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago

Obsess Jokes More Obsess Jokes

Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets?

Felons can't buy guns

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.

Master Jokes More Master Jokes

Why do Italians make good spies?

Because they're masters of "DEESE GUYS!"

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

Air Conditioning Jokes More Air Conditioning Jokes

What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

Pavlov Jokes More Pavlov Jokes

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

What do Pavlov's dogs call storefront bell-ringers?

The Salivation Army.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

How did the elephant get into the room?

We don't talk about it...