How loud can you talk?

Alcohol

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What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

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What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.