Pavlov Jokes

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

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Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What do Pavlov's dogs call storefront bell-ringers?

The Salivation Army.

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

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How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?

P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.

Salivation Army Jokes More Salivation Army Jokes

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

Experiment Jokes More Experiment Jokes

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al."

Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

Breeze Jokes More Breeze Jokes

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

Donate Jokes More Donate Jokes

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

Air Conditioning Jokes More Air Conditioning Jokes

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning