Experiment Jokes

How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.

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What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you"

Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al."

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only