What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you"

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How old are your kids?

kids "

Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland?

Cause North and South Poles repel each other ...

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Why did Insane Clown Posse never learn about magnets?

They're repulsive!

What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet?

A magnet only has two Poles.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

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When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.