What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you"

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What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

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Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there.

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I find you very attractive.

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Because it was bipolar.

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Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

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What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al."

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you"