Why did Insane Clown Posse never learn about magnets?

They're repulsive!

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How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

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What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet?

A magnet only has two Poles.

What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

I find you very attractive.