What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

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Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

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What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

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What Nationality has the easiest time learning sign language?

Italians.

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

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What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?

Norman Rock Wells.

Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

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How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.