What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

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Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?

He wanted stable employment

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

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What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

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Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

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What does "Maginot Line" get translated to in English?

Speed bump ahead

Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

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What do refugees drink?

Foreignade.

What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.