What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

How do you get rid of pubic lice?

Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.

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What's E.T. short for?

Because he has wee legs

What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

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What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

Why must judges learn to spell well?

A: They must follow the letter of the law.

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How is a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.

What does Santa call his English Elves?

Subordinate clauses. ... I'll see myself out.

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What do refugees drink?

Foreignade.

How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.