Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'

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Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

What does a Pirate say when he turns 80?

Ayyyeeeee mmmaattteeeyyy.

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How can you tell if a girls tinder profile is fake?

They're attractive!

How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

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Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

What is the best animal related joke you know?

These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!

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What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

Who?

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!

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Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'

What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea