Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland?

Cause North and South Poles repel each other ...

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Why did the kid cross the road?

to go to a better place.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

one is plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with, the other holds your groceries

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Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland?

Cause North and South Poles repel each other ...

What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

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What is a Polish person's favorite weapon?

A Warsaw...

Whats so good about german cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank