Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

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What's the difference between Wendy's and Windows?

Wendy's is never frozen.

What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

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What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

What did the dog say to the pig?

You are such a bore."

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Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

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How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

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What has a ring but no fingers?

The former owner of a Note 7

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

Staff Jokes More Staff Jokes

What do you call a bakery staffed entirely by men?

A pastryarchy.

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!