Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

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What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

What's the difference between a teenager and a radioactive element?

Radioactive elements last longer.

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What do you call a Chinese man allergic to dogs?

Starving.

Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

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Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

Whats the difference between a feminist and a jihad?

one actually fights for change

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What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?

A purrfect meal !

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How do you address a Black Farmer?

Through his owner.

Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

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What do you call a bakery staffed entirely by men?

A pastryarchy.

What university has the most brightest students and staff?

University of Brighton