What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you get when you give your kids participation trophies?

The electoral college in 2016.

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the blind, paraplegic kid get for his christmas?

cancer

What will a blind, deaf child with no arms get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.