What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

What's the good word?

Legs. Spread the word.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How do you make sure you have the best space party for your kid?

You planet early.

Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What is Chuck Norris' only weakness?

Cancer

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.