What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

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How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why do Puerto ricans have so many kids?

Because pulling out is work!!!

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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What did the paraplegic retard get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.