How do you make sure you have the best space party for your kid?

You planet early.

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What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

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Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.