How do you make sure you have the best space party for your kid?

You planet early.

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What's the Priest favorite breakfast?

Kids.

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

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What is the coolest food on the planet?

Burr-ito!

Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?

Because hes not a planet.