Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.
Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.
Your mailbox is missing!
I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)
Because they'll Pikachu
Barbers.
How I bought your mother
A: Marching banned.
Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists