I would like to help with house #7.
A Labragoogle.
He liked to chop and change !
Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.
It was made of pranks.
Because 7 ate 9.
Because 7 was mean. Get it?
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
Nah brah, tadah brah!
Cancer stole our jobs!"
All your stuff has been donated to charity