Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen?

Activates its shelf destruct sequence. I'll see myself out...

Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?

Rabbit Hood.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

Car Thief Jokes More Car Thief Jokes

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive