Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

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What's the difference between a sigh a car and a monkey?

A sigh is oh dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you dear.

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

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What's black and full of holes?

Michael Brown

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

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How do you steal something from a crazy person?

You straight jack it.

Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?

Rabbit Hood.

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Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

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Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!