What's the difference between a sigh a car and a monkey?

A sigh is oh dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you dear.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ?

A gooseberry is green !

Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians?

One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do girls and snowflakes have in common?

They can't drive cars.

When is a car like a frog ?

When it's becing toad !

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What are there no black people in the Flinstones?

They were still monkeys

What do you call a monkey in a suit?

Over-dressed!

Sigh Jokes More Sigh Jokes

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."