What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a pretentious criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending condescending

What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.

Apology Jokes More Apology Jokes

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

What do you call a pretentious criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending condescending