What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

How do you make a cookie dance?

Throw a little dough at it!

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What's the difference between a New Yorker and a Canadian?

A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.

How do you call Canadian people?

Unarmed Americans.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do women and Slinkies have in common?

Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.

What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Apology Jokes More Apology Jokes

What is matthew mcconaughey' least favorite part of interstellar?

The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)

What is a Canadian's favorite nirvana song?

All Apologies

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."