Tungsten Jokes

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

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What does a wolf lick a ram with?

His tungsten

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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Francium Jokes More Francium Jokes

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.

What kind of doctor is always on call?

An oncologist.

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

A:.........

Nitrogen Jokes More Nitrogen Jokes

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

What do you call Nitrogen after the sunrises?

Daytrogen.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

What language do UPS men at Hogwarts speak?

Parcel-tongue

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

Pentecostal Jokes More Pentecostal Jokes

What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.