Tungsten Jokes

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What does a wolf lick a ram with?

His tungsten

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

You might also enjoy:

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

How do you get a Cambodian person to join you?

Just shout "Hey, Khmer!"

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

Nitrogen Jokes More Nitrogen Jokes

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

Frown Jokes More Frown Jokes

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Why was the Mathematician frowned upon?

He was a chronic math-debater

Pentecostal Jokes More Pentecostal Jokes

Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

Francium Jokes More Francium Jokes

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

What did the doctor give the Asari with an STD?

Anti-biotics

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.